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Fry Demotivational Poster

WWJU? - Jesus can do much better than the Faith Tones.

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Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haven't I seen this before?

SUICIDE BOOTH - Hay, wait! Shouldn't we have these by now? I demand suicide!

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Rating: 2.96/5

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TJ - May 7, 2009, 10:15 pm
Suicide Booth - Curing Emo kids one quarter at a time.
Porcelina - December 30, 2008, 12:00 pm
Attempted Suicide is illegal, however, you're (naturally) considered 'insane' and thus incarcerated.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 2:48 am
In the US attempted suicide is not illegal. You're just incarcerated until such a time as you can prove you are of sound mind.
Elder God Douchebag - December 22, 2008, 9:11 pm
Goddamnit, Porcelina, I wanted him to explain his reasoning that attempted suicide is not illegal.
Porcelina - December 22, 2008, 3:09 pm
..because you can't put a dead body in jail
Elder God Douchebag - December 22, 2008, 9:09 am
If attempting suicide is not illegal, then explain why you don't get in trouble for committing suicide, but you DO get in trouble when you try to commit it? Hear that? That's the sound of your brain exploding.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:01 am
Suicide is illegal and it wouldn't count as suicide. Attempting suicide is not illegal. Good old English law.


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Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the hot oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?

ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.

BENDER - Please insert liquor!

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Rating: 2.09/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.

EASTER - When just one chicken leg wont do

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Rating: 3.17/5

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axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
O_O what *looks at poster* oh... wow your right sorry guys :P
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:16 pm
Axe,I don't want to come off critical or anything, just a piece of advice, once you've chosen your text stick it into Google to check that you've got all your punctuation and stuff right, some people will downvote the joke because an apostrophe is missing


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Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that shit made my day hahhahah


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Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.

crazy -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


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Rating: 4.53/5

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Krissie - March 7, 2011, 5:38 pm
Interesting note: she actually had a reduction sometime back. and STILL has good size boobs
guyfox - March 6, 2011, 5:04 pm
guyfox - March 6, 2011, 5:04 pm
now she should dod PLAYBOY

OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.

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Rating: 1.48/5

CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling!


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Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

motifake - June 3, 2010, 12:30 pm

This is why you dont date vampires (just finished the 2nd season of TrueBlood :) )
palmat - June 2, 2010, 11:33 am
:)) airman is such a gentleman. he called GS a jerk in such a manner that GS is actually happy about it. damn !
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:31 am
5L, because it's my nature :)

SURPRISE - buttsecks!!!

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Rating: 2.43/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Fry and Laurie for the win! Sorry about your career Steven.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
Grit - July 21, 2009, 11:48 pm
Oh no you DIDN'T!! Not to Jeeves and Worcester!


non-stick cookware -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.

THUNDER - Gods way of telling you to shut up

What A Deal -

Bats -

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:53 pm
Wait. You meant baseball bats, right? My bat, here, is a .45 inch diameter 230 grain full metal jacket. C'mon in... have three things to say, two to the chest and one to the head. Thanks for playing.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:29 pm
What the heck? That's dinner for two!
steve1961 - November 15, 2014, 2:21 pm
Bats in my neighbourhood weigh 34 ounces and have nails in them...

PETP - People For The Ethical Treatment Of Peeps. Save the Peeps, stop frying them !